There are those who say that Ninja Brian has always existed, that he has had a profound but indirect influence on world history, and that fear of his swift and merciless retribution is the only thing that has prevented full-scale global war.

Then again, there are others who say that he's some dude from New Jersey who put on a ninja mask one day when he was angry at his pet hamster Squeakums* and refused to take it off afterwards.

Sometimes, there are no correct answers.

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*now deceased; killed in a mysterious yachting accident