Traditionally, if you wanted to contact us, you would have had to burn sacred Kyoto peat moss and encode your message into smoke signals. We would then have fired a "response dart" into the neck of someone standing near you.

Alas, times change, and the USA has fairly strict murder laws. So now we use e-mail.

For booking, appearances, or booty calls, write to us at ninjasexparty@gmail.com.

Management: Brent Lilley, Mosaic Media Group
blilley@mosaicla.com.

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